It's Red!

I was driving down the street, approaching a red light, when a homeless couple began crossing the road. The man reached out and grabbed the woman's hood and yoked the hell out of her, while yelling at her and pointing at my stationary vehicle. She looked at me, looked up at the very red light, and began yelling back at him, "It's RED!" They continued to walk and argue about this the rest of the way across the street and until my light turned green.