HandShake

I don't know who in the hell told an entire generation of men that, to prove their manhood, they'd need to master the death-grip handshake and apply it every time they introduce themselves to another man. Seriously, if you want to prove you have a strong grip and are, therefore, a strong man, don't take the weak route of grabbing my FINGERS and squeezing.

Shake my HAND, jackass.

I don't do measuring contests.