Sunday, November 15, 2009
Always Look in the Box
Take a good look at that picture. That is a picture of what I received when I ordered a pepperoni and sausage pizza. Under the pepperoni and sausage is not cheese, but crust.
Dude actually got some dough, put some pepperoni and sausage on it, then put that dry $#!+ in the oven, boxed it, and served it up to me. Luckily, I took a look at it first (a necessity for me, these days, no matter where I go).
That's the short version. More on the other layers to saga, another time.
Oh, and to be fair (although I'd rather not mention this as it's usually too distracting) I ordered a pepperoni and sausage pizza without cheese of any kind. I did this because cheese and I don't get along and because ordering "a little" of anything can result in ... well, anything.
But I certainly didn't order bread and meat. That's called a "sandwich."