Low-brow(but true) humor below. If you're above such things, this would be a good time to scroll up or down.
This happened to me, yesterday, and, for some reason, I felt like sharing my embarrassment:
Trying not to be late for work, I hopped in the shower and began beatin' the crust off dat ass. Things were proceeding well, for our hero, as I got my scrub-on, until...
Out of the corner of my eye, I noticed some shit moving up my damned leg! I didn't know how the hell A FAT-ASS BUG got in my shower or on my leg, but, despite the muted lighting, I saw and frickin' FELT IT, too!
Man, I 'bout lost my rabid-ass mind up in there. I got to shakin' my leg and stompin' my foot on the floor of the tub/shower, like I was havin' a conniption... tryin' to shake that bastard-ass bug off, I guess. Within the span of about two seconds, I went from freakin'-the-fuck-out because of that fat-ass bug being on my naked person... to being 'shame as hell when I realized that it was actually the head of my ding-a-ling.
. . .
The silhouette of dickhead-against-leg in a not-so-well-lit shower had my mind playin' tricks on me. Ain't dat a beeyitch?!
All I can say is, I'm glad I didn't swat the shit out of it.
4 comments:
ummmm ... exactly how far down your leg?
Close enough to see, but far enough to scare the shit out of me.
Nothin' like being bukkit nekkit and 'shame.
Thank you for the Friday laugh. A great way to start my weekend. Rofl
Ha!
Well, it's healthy, sometimes, to expose my idiocy to the world.
I've been meaning to post about what happened on our vacation a couple of months, ago, but something's been holding me back.
Maybe I'll knock that one out, this weekend.
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