Nikki recently mentioned the most number of times she's had sex in a day. (I ain't gonna tell you the answer. You're gonna have to check out her latest blog entry if you really wanna know.)
That brought to-mind something I've always wondered about: How do you count the number of times you've had sex in a day or whatever?
* No, really. Do you count the number of busted nuts (figuratively speaking)? If so, whose?
* Do you only count the sessions that were separated by so many minutes of down-time?
* Some people count all sexual contact as sex. Are you "counting heads?"
* Hell, if you hump all damned day, does that only count as three times, since you only stopped for breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
You see where I'm comin' from (so to speak). How do you keep count?
In case I've never made this clear before, everyone's welcome to respond (even those of you who prefer to do so via i.m. and whatnot, for some reason*), regardless of sexual orientation. As long as you're not humpin' anything with more than two legs, bring it.
...and maybe even then. Hell, I could use a laugh, today.
2 comments:
Hey, Wd! I think we've talked before. Welcome.
As far as the topic, I've wondered about this, for some time. I think people keep count in different ways and DOGGONIT, it's time we standardized things around here!
We shouldn't be satisfied with this system of sexual anarchy and chaos. Think of the CHILDREN!
Also, everybody will have to pick ONE position and STICK TO IT, DAMMIT!
Seriously, I tend to count my partner's orgasms or the length of time we do our thing.
I just mean that's what I'm more likely to keep track of.
It's not about how many parties I attend so much as how much fun we have.
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